Dead Tired Crew Socks

Welcome to the Dead Tired Club, where the rent is high and the energy is low. Featuring original ghostly artwork by the queer and rebel art shop, Happy Impulse, these socks are your new uniform for haunting the break room, your couch, or the existential void. “Screw Work” isn’t just a motto—it’s a lifestyle. Pull these on and join the club that never sleeps.

Designed by the queer-owned rebel art shop, Happy Impulse.

Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch

DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail.

200N Thread Count for highest level of detail

40 Gram Socks with smooth seams

No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area

One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves